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Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did! 

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there 

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?
Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring! 

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t I see you yesterday? 

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes – here’s a kite! 

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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